Fun Pirate Jokes created for you. Enjoy and have a Laugh.

Pirate jokes are a good way before, during or after a pirate party or a pirate party game to spice them up and create a funny, relaxed environment.If you are making a party or playing any games and you don't have a laugh, are you really enjoying it?

Pirates used to laugh quite a lot specially when drinking rum. I don't exactly know the pirates joke they used to tell but I have created just some jokes about pirates for you to tell or to do so that you can really make the pirate party boiling and hot.

OK, matey. Let's get moving for some laughing:

Adult jokes

1. A gay watchman pirate up on the mast of a ship starts shouting loudly to the captain: Captain, Captain, I can see fire. Where? (The captain asks) In your eyes, my dear (the gay pirate answers) This joke can be told with sailors instead as well.

2. Man, you are disguised as a pirate today and you got yourself even an eye-patch. Yeah, isn't it the best way to hide that I am cross-eyed?

3. Mummy, mummy. Do the pirates exist yet? I believe so, dear. Your father is a pirate that just stole the most precious treasure chest that I've got: "my heart" and he hasn't returned it back.

4. Are the pirate Blackbeard and the Pirate Barbarossa (translated as Pirate Red Beard in English) the same person? Yes, they are. Pirate Blackbeard would eventually dye his beard red in order not to be recognized and get away from the European fleets. (The joke is that in fact they were not the same person and you can explain this just after the joke. Pirate Blackbeard was born in England. Blackbeard and his crew of pirates terrorized sailors on the Atlantic Ocean and Caribbean Sea from 1716 through 1718. They ambushed ships carrying passengers and cargo when the visual conditons were worse: dawn or dusk. Blackbeard anchored in Ocracoke one of the islands that protects North Carolina of the atlantic storms thinking wrongly that because the ocean wasn't too deep there he would be protected from any attacks. Whilst Pirate Barbarossa were in fact two Arab pirate brothers Aruj and Khayrad'din both named after the older’s red hair and beard (Aruj's) both born in Lesbos who roamed the waters of the Mediterranean as corsairs. Aruj was killed in 1518, but his brother Khayrad'din was the main leader of the resistance against the Spanish attacks and he did it so well that in 1530 he was granted Argel's regency).

5. What did the pirates first use eye-patches for? They used them as tangas to cover their front parts leaving their bums bare.

More pirate jokes coming soon ...