Pirate Jokes
Pirate jokes are a good way to spice up Pirate party games. If you are throwing a Pirate party or playing any games and you don't have a laugh, are you really enjoying it?
Pirates used to laugh a lot, especially when drinking rum.
We do warn you, you may NEED to be drunk on half a bottle to find some of this stuff amusing.
If you have any funny Pirate side-splitters of your own, please share them by contacting us. We'll publish the best of your efforts!
Silly Pirate Jokes
Why did the
pirate bury his former wife above his treasure?
Because ex marks the spot.
What's a
pirate's favorite vegetable?
ARRRtichokes.
What did the
pirate say to the flying prostitute?
"Land, ho!"
Why was the
pirate always poor?
He kept answering booty calls.
Why did the
pirate stop breathing?
He had a dead man's chest.
Why did the
pirate make so much money?
He kept doubloon it.
What's a
pirate's favorite reality show?
Dancing With The ARRRs.
Need something funnier? Try The Essential Pirate Joke Book. We should point out that we haven't actually read it, but hey, it MUST be funnier than us.
Pirate Silly Jokes Game
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And now, fairly warned be ye, say I...
The WORST pirate "jokes" ever! Laugh? We nearly did.
A gay watchman pirate up on the mast of a ship starts shouting
loudly to the captain:
"Captain, Captain, I can see fire."
"Where?", asks the Captain.
"In
your eyes, my dear." This joke can be told with sailors instead as
well. (Or simply buried at sea in a stainless steel tube.)
First man: "I see you are dressed as a pirate today and you got
yourself even an eye-patch."
Second man: "Yeah, isn't it the best way to hide that I am cross-eyed?"
(BOOM BOOM)
"Mummy, mummy. Do pirates really exist?
"I
believe so, dear. Your father is a pirate that just stole the most
precious treasure chest that I've got: my heart, and he hasn't
given it back." (He's here all week, folks.)
